Laser Comic Surgery

May 16, 2016

Online reviews of laser products. There is a grid.
...printer ...removal ...surgery
laser hair... half star, "Disgusting, won't turn off, jams constantly. four stars, "Great results!" two and a half stars, "Confusing term for haircut. Burning smell."
laser jet... four stars, "Prints great!" two and a half stars, "Effective, but the FAA got really mad" one and a half star, "Too nervous to try it."
laser eye... one star, "Eww." half star, "AAAAAAA! Misread the description! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!" four and a half stars, "I don't need glasses anymore!"

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Original: Laser Products (1681); originally linked here