Interview with Self

Prompt: Conduct an interview with yourself

Me: "Hello. How are you?"

Myself: "'Hello'?! 'How are you?'?! What, are you obsessed with greetings or something?!"

Me: "Are you suggesting there's something wrong with having an obsession?"

Awkward silence.

Me: "Okay, I'll start the interview. I hear you recently found an unpleasant object you couldn't get rid of. What was that?"

Myself: "It was a big block that seemed to belong to a writer. During the time I had it, I seemed to just not be able to write."

Me: "But now you've gotten rid of it, I see."

Myself: "Yes I have."

Me: "Does it bother you that yes, you have?"

Myself: "You're not an automated therapist."

Me: "Sorry."

Myself: "So, what hobbies do you have."

Me: "Wait, I was asking the questions!"

Myself: "It doesn't really matter, does it? I mean, we're the same person."

Me: "Then why are there two different types of handwriting?"

Myself: "Well, I have two different hands, don't I?"

Me: "I suppose."

Me: "Wait, isn't switching handedness supposed to cause stuttering?"

Myself: "N-n-n-no, of c-c-c-course n-n-not! W-w-w-why would it do that?"