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Desktop: Click "Start" and keep your mouse cursor over the river; P or escape to pause. Mobile: Touch and hold "Start" and keep your finger over the river; let go to pause. Survive as long as possible without hitting the land.
Made for Eevee's Games Made Quick 1½ game jam, with the theme "something ironic, such as difficult to stream". (See the version submitted to the jam.)