It's the new year, and you should be celebrating, but the cheapest flight you could find was an overnight flight Dec 31-Jan 1, so you're stuck on a plane and can't participate in the celebration. BUT WAIT! Is that a firework, headed right towards the plane?
Survive as long as possible without hitting anything. Click the Start button below to begin (or tab to the area and press Enter), and use the arrow keys to move (or WASD), Shift to move slower, P or escape to pause. In two-player mode, player 1 (orange) uses WASD and left shift, player 2 (blue) uses the arrow keys and right shift; the first person to get hit loses. (2-player mode currently does not work on touch screens.)
Made for Eevee's Games Made Quick game jam, with the theme "something ironic, like hard to speedrun". (See the version submitted to the jam.)