Sexuality
- The only reason gay marriage was not allowed was that the people who originally made the law simply weren't aware that people would want it, or they just didn't think about it (i.e., it was an unintentional oversight). The only reason someone would not want to change the law to allow it was general resistance to changing laws; no one would be actively against it. The proposed constitutional amendment (at the time) regarding gay marriage was to allow it.
NSFW/Content warning: talks about private parts (text only, no images)
- Each human couple only has sex ("whatever it is people do to have kids") only once (not once per child; just once). That one instance of having sex can result in pregnancy years later, and can result in multiple pregnancies; when and how many times is completely random. That is, once a woman has had sex once, she has the man's genetic material for the rest of her life and can get pregnant with his kid at any time after that until she's too old to have kids (even if she's divorced or widowed and hasn't been around him in years).
- Penises aren't involved in sex, only testicles (which I confused with "intestines") are. (Sperm just sort of diffuses through the scrotum, probably.)
- Vaginas look the same as buttholes; girls just have a line of three holes down there that look the same, one for babies, one for poop, and one for pee.
- "Penis" is a gender-neutral word for wherever pee comes out of, and is derived from the word "pee".
- Seventh grade sex ed: How do ketchup and mustard protect you from getting pregnant and getting STDs? Once I realized they were talking about something different, I imagined condoms as like a box that people put their penises into for some reason?
