Laser Comic Surgery

May 16, 2016

Online reviews of laser products.  There is a grid.
...printer ...surgery ...removal
laser hair... half star, "Disgusting, won't turn off, jams constantly. two and a half stars, "Confusing term for haircut.  Burning smell." four stars, "Great results!"
laser jet... four stars, "Prints great!" one and a half star, "Too nervous to try it." two and a half stars, "Effective, but the FAA got really mad"
laser eye... one star, "Eww." four and a half stars, "I don't need glasses anymore!" half star, "AAAAAAA!  Misread the description!  AAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

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Original: Laser Products (1681); originally linked here