Transcript
Two people, one of whom is a kid, the other named Uncle Rob, are sitting in a somewhat dark place.
Panel 1
Rob is pointing a flashlight at his face from underneath.
Uncle Rob: But they never found the ghost's head!
Kid: Lame story, Uncle Rob.
Uncle Rob: And you could do scarier?
Kid: Sure.
Panel 2
The flashlight is now off.
Uncle Rob: Try me.
Kid: 9/11 happened before I was born, yet I'm old enough to register for this forum.
Panel 3
They sit there.
Panel 4
Rob looks scared.
Title text: Late by over two months.