Transcript
The comic shows a number of geological features, including a mountain range, a desert, and a volcano. A dot is in the middle of a grassy plain labelled "my house".
Various locations on the map are labelled with labels of the form "world (number)": world 1 is on the grassy plain below the mountain, world 2 is in the desert, world 3 is pointing to the glacier on the mountain, world 4 is in the ocean next to an island, world 5 is in a forest at the bottom of the map, world 6 is in the mountain range at the top of the map, world 7 is in the sky next to some clouds, and world 8 is on the volcano.
Caption: If I could live anywhere, I would choose the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title text: ...I would need to make sure to get a house without ghosts or lava in it, though.