June 12, 2015
Original: Keyboard Mash (1530)
June 12, 2015
Original: Keyboard Mash (1530)
Hatless person walks up to a computer showing a notification that there's a new chat message from White Hat Guy.
Shows the conversation
White Hat Guy: Can't sleep. Stupid dog keeps barking.
White Hat Guy: So frustrating. fjafjkldskf7jkfdj
Hatless: Ugh, I'm sorry. Maybe you could...
Hatless: ...okay, wait. I have to ask.
Hatless: How did you hit a "7" in the middle there?
White Hat Guy: Huh?
White Hat Guy: I was just randomly keyboard mashing.
Hatless: Sorry, right.
White Hat Guy: Anyway,
Hatless: ...I know this is silly, but like ... all your hands were clearly right on the home row.
Hatless: I don't get how one finger could have stretched up to the "7."
White Hat Guy: Why do you always fixate on these bizarre details?
Hatless: I don't know.
Hatless: Sorry.
White Hat Guy: It's weird, is all.
Shows White Hat Guy's computer. Its keyboard has letters arranged differently than a standard QWERTY keyboard (it's actually Dvorak).
White Hat Guy: I am a normal person using a QWERTY keyboard
Hatless: Yeah, of course. I know.
Title text: aoesunatoheusaontehuaosnteuhaosetnuh... huh, that's more pronounceable than fjafjkldskfjkfdj