Ke5yboar0d Mash

Transcript

Hatless person walks up to a computer showing a notification that there's a new chat message from White Hat Guy.

Shows the conversation

White Hat Guy: Can't sleep. Stupid dog keeps barking.

White Hat Guy: So frustrating. fjafjkldskf7jkfdj

Hatless: Ugh, I'm sorry. Maybe you could...

Hatless: ...okay, wait. I have to ask.

Hatless: How did you hit a "7" in the middle there?

White Hat Guy: Huh?

White Hat Guy: I was just randomly keyboard mashing.

Hatless: Sorry, right.

White Hat Guy: Anyway,

Hatless: ...I know this is silly, but like ... all your hands were clearly right on the home row.

Hatless: I don't get how one finger could have stretched up to the "7."

White Hat Guy: Why do you always fixate on these bizarre details?

Hatless: I don't know.

Hatless: Sorry.

White Hat Guy: It's weird, is all.

Shows White Hat Guy's computer. Its keyboard has letters arranged differently than a standard QWERTY keyboard.

White Hat Guy: I am a normal person using a QWERTY keyboard

Hatless: Yeah, of course. I know.

Title text: aoesunatoheusaontehuaosnteuhaosetnuh... huh, that's more pronounceable than fjafjkldskfjkfdj