August 5, 2015
Original: Vet (1558)
Transcript
Panel 1
A person is at the front of a line, with a pet carrier on a table/counter/desk. Behind her is a person with a dog on a leash, holding something which also looks like a pet carrier. She's talking to someone on the other side of the counter, who is either the vet or someone working for the vet.
Person with pet: There's something wrong with my dog. He keeps walking forward and falling off cliffs.
Panel 2
The vet is holding a common enemy from the Mario series.
Vet: This is a goomba.
Person with pet: Well, he's a mix. Probably some goomba in there.
Panel 3
Vet: A goomba is not a pet.
Person with pet: You're right. It's wrong to keep a beautiful creature like this in a house.
Panel 4
The person who had the goomba is now outside in a naturey area with a big tree. The goomba is on the ground, walking forward.
Person with pet: Go! Be free!
Title text: The real reason the vet refused to treat the goomba is that the vet is Dr. Mario, who is allergic to goombas.