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BLAM

Computer: He makes healthy meals for everyone

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Computer: He usually comes to the ruins because there's nobody around

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Computer: He seems evil, but he's just with the wrong crowd...

Caption: No one liked my FPS mod that gives you three-second snippets from the bios of people you shoot.

Title text: Title text doesn't want to fight...