Person in airplane cabin: This is your captain speaking. Gotta be honest—I just woke up and have no idea where I am. Looks like a Boeing of some kind? Oh, hey, it says the flight number here. Okay, I'm gonna check FlightAware to figure out where we're going. Anyone know how to get on the WiFi?
Caption: I've always assumed I'm one of those people who knows a lot about planes, but I've never actually checked.
Title text: ...this thing is the gas pedal, right?