Extreme Goalz

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(It's like the original, but things have been crossed out and added in red.)

Life Extreme Goalsz ["Life" is crossed out with an X, replaced by "Extreme", and "s" is crossed out with an X, replaced by a "z"; also there's diagonal cross-hatching to the left and right of the title, and below it two horizontal lines with diagonal lines in between.]

[box with X in it] Meet Skrillex in Phoenix [Z-shaped arrow] Extra credit

[box with X in it] Study Explain zymurgy

[box with X in it] Get Give a pet axolotl named Hexxus to the zoo

[box with X in it] Observe Examine a syzygy from Zzyzx, California

[box with X in it] Port the games Zzyzzyxx and Xexyz to Xbox and Wii and NX

[box with X in it] Publish a Zzzax/Mister Mxyzptlk crossover X-over

[box with X in it] Bike from Xhafzotaj, Albania to Qazaxbəyli, Azerbaijan

[box with X in it] Paint an Archaeopteryx fighting a Muzquizopteryz

[empty box] Finish a game of Scrabble without getting punched

Title text: Solve for x