Transcript
Panel 1
Two people, one hairless and the other with hair, are looking at Beret Guy in his car.
Hairless: Look at that asshole in his SUV, thinking he's so badass while he guzzles gas driving around suburbia.
Beret Guy: Oh no! Am I an asshole? I hope not!
Panel 2
Beret guy is buying or selling a car.
Panel 3
Back to the same scene as panel 1, but with a different car.
With hair: Look at that smug asshole thinking he's better than us because he drives a hybrid.
Beret Guy: ...
Panel 4
Same as panel 2
Panel 5
Back to the two people; there's a rumble from off-panel.
Panel 6
Beret Guy is now in a large piece of construction equipment.
With hair: Look at that smug asshole thinking he's better than us because he drives construction equipment.
Title text: He thinks he's better than us because he eats scones!