Transcript
Panel 1
Black Hat Guy is standing behind a desk using a computer, talking to two customers.
Black Hat Guy: We have two rental cars left. One is the Murder Car. But don't let the name scare you! It's definitely haunted. But most drivers don't get murdered. Maybe one in six.
Panel 2
Black Hat Guy: The other is a regular sedan. But it has a GPS that's stuck trying to navigate to Seattle, and you can't turn it off.
Customer: ...I can ignore it, right? That's fine.
Panel 3
They're in the car.
Car: Turn left. Recalculating. Make a U-turn. Recalculating. Turn right. Make a U-turn. Recalculating.
Panel 4
Back at the car rental place.
Black Hat Guy: Back already?
Customer: We'll take the murder car.
Black Hat Guy: Popular choice.
Title text: Actually, they have two and two halves cars left.
