Transcript
Panel 1
Patient: Everything look good?
Doctor: I don't get how your body has been moving around for years and still works at all. My USB cables fray after like a month.
Panel 2
Doctor: Your heart has been pumping for decades without pausing for even a few minutes. And your eyes! They're so fragile and exposed!
Panel 3
Doctor: You're full of all these high-pressure fluids and intricate parts that could kill you in seconds if they stopped working!
Panel 4
Patient: ...can you just tell me whether I'm healthy?
Doctor: Yeah, you're fine. Which is weird, given that your body is basically made from dissolved bread.
Caption: Did you know you can just buy lab coats?
Title text: My USB cables last longer than that.
