Two people are sitting somewhat in the dark. The older one is pointing a flashlight up at his face.
Uncle Rob: But they never found Time Ghost's head!
Kid: Lame story, Uncle Rob.
Uncle Rob: And you could do scarier?
Rob has turned his flashlight off.
Uncle Rob: Try me.
Kid: "Scary" was published before I was born, yet I'm old enough to have this conversation with you.
Rob has dropped the flashlight.
Rob is huddled up in fear.
Title text: I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say this, and every 22-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokémon hit the US almost two decades ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 26 next year. Next Monday marks the day when "Scary" is halfway between 9/11 and the present.