Transcript
Panel 1
Two people are standing, talking to each other.
Left: Avatar? Yeah, I saw it last week with...
Panel 2
The person on the left walks away
Panel 3
The person on the left comes back carrying a stepladder and megaphone.
Panel 4
The person on the left is on top of the stepladder, talking into the megaphone.
Left: ...MY FRIEND.
Panel 5
Right: You know, if this phase of your friendship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you both.
Left: What phase? So, did I mention I'm single?
Title text: Seriously, why would you think she's my girlfriend?