Transcript
The comic is a graph, and each point on the graph represents a fruit. The vertical axis is tastiness, and the horizontal axis is the number of consecutive vowels in the fruit's name.
From most to least tasty:
Peaches (2 consecutive vowels)
Seeded grapes (2 consecutive vowels)
Strawberries (1 or 2 consecutive vowels)
Seedless grapes (2 consecutive vowels)
Blueberries (2 consecutive vowels)
Pineapples (2 consecutive vowels)
Cherries (1 or 2 consecutive vowels)
Pears (2 consecutive vowels)
Green apples (2 consecutive vowels)
Plums (1 consecutive vowel)
Watermelons (1 consecutive vowel)
Red apples (1 consecutive vowel)
Bananas (1 consecutive vowel)
Pomegranites (1 consecutive vowel)
Oranges (1 consecutive vowel)
Tomatoes (1 or 2 consecutive vowels)
Grapefruit (2 consecutive vowels)
Lemons (1 consecutive vowel)
Coconuts (1 consecutive vowel, and off the bottom of the chart)
Title text: Tasty/untasty axis unmodified from the original. I'll let you draw your own conclusions from this.