Transcript
Panel 1
Black Hat Guy is sitting at a computer, and a person with no hat comes up behind him.
No hat: Monkey tacos! I'm so random.
Panel 2:
Black Hat Guy: Yeah, me too.
Panel 3
Black Hat Guy says the number four a lot. The other person appears to be knocked back by this.
Panel 4
Black Hat Guy continues to sit at his computer.
Title text: Chosen by fair die roll; guaranteed to be random