Second quest

Transcript

A person is standing in the desert, and has come across a rock. The rock is talking to him.

Rock: Greetings, stranger. Whatever quest drives you, abandon it. Instead, talk to another NPC to get me an item, then play a minigame.

Person: Okay.

Caption: I keep getting distracted by sidequests, and never get around to completing the main game.

Title text: Of course, once I finish that, I'll just have to give the item to someone else, and then someone else...