Transcript
Two people are talking to each other. The right one has a white hat and has dots at the ends of his arms and legs, where his legs join his body, at his neck, and various places on his hat (wherever two lines meet, and at the end of any line).
Hatless: So, I hear you're a real edgelord.
White Hat Guy: No!
Caption: How to annoy a graph theory Ph. D.
Title text: He's more of a vertexlord