Transcript
Panel 1
Two people are standing, talking to each other.
Left: My avatar? Yeah, it's a picture of...
Panel 2
The person on the left walks away
Panel 3
The person on the left comes back carrying a stepladder and megaphone.
Panel 4
The person on the left is on top of the stepladder, talking into the megaphone.
Left: ...MY GIRLFRIEND.
Panel 5
Right: You know, if this phase of your relationship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you both.
Left: What phase? So, did I mention I'm seeing someone?
Title text: I doubt I shall ever be able to truthfully say this. Do you know how difficult it is to find a girl who looks like a two-dimensional pinkish-purple cat?