Transcript
Two people are talking.
Panel 1
Left: Sometimes I'm shocked to realize how many options I have.
Right: Oh?
Panel 2
Left: Like, at any moment in any conversation, I could just punch the person I was talking to, and all these potentially life-changing events would unfold.
Panel 3
Left: It's only my mental rules that stop me from punching you, or stripping naked, or getting on a plane to Fiji. Sure, rules have reasons. But shouldn't you exercise that freedom at least once before you die?
Right: Hmm.
Panel 4
WHAM
Panel 5
The person on the left is now on the ground, and visibly injured
Left: I've never been so turned on in my life.
Right: It's better than Vista.
Title text: Like, at any moment in any conversation, I could just switch to quoting memes over and over again.