Transcript
Person is sitting at a computer. Other person is right behind him.
Panel 1
At computer: I love getting packages.
Panel 2
At computer: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. for $1 items with free shipping.
Panel 3
Shows a package appearing on the steps
At computer (narrating): I gave it $365, so each day it can buy me something random.
Panel 4
Behind: What if you just end up with lots of crap?
At computer: I'll give it away. But I'm sure I'll get some interesting stuff.
Panel 5
The person is giving a wrench to someone else
Caption: Day 1: Wrench
At computer: His laptop's encrypted. Drug him and hit him with this $1 wrench until he tells us the password.
Other person: Got it.
Title text: So that's how he got the wrench so cheaply
