Transcript
Person (male) is sitting at a computer. Other person (female) is right behind him.
Panel 1
Male: I love getting packages.
Panel 2
Male: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. for $1 items with free shipping.
Panel 3
Shows a package appearing on the steps
Male (narrating): I gave it $365, so each day it can buy me something random.
Panel 4
Female: What if you just end up with lots of crap?
Male: I'll give it away. But I'm sure I'll get some interesting stuff.
Panel 5
The person is giving a wrench to someone else
Caption: Day 1: Wrench
Male: His laptop's encrypted. Drug him and hit him with this $1 wrench until he tells us the password.
Other person: Got it.
Title text: So that's how he got the wrench so cheaply