Transcript
Panel 1
Two people are walking
Person 1: I was literally glued to my seat through the entire—
Off-panel: Hah! You mean "figuratively"!
Panel 2
The person off-panel is revealed to have messy hair and a beard
Person 1: Language is defined by how people use it. Many people use "literally" that way.
Panel 3
Shows the past. The person with messy hair no longer has messy hair.
Messy hair (narrating): What about that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me?
Messy hair: I told him and he literally exploded!
Person 1: Uh, unless he physically burst, you mean "figuratively".
Person 2: Hah.
Messy hair (narrating): Remember?
Panel 4
Back to the present.
Person 1: That was eighteen years ago. My views have changed a lot since then.
Title text: If you've been following me that long, you should know this by now.
