Trade expert

Transcript

Panel 1

A reporter on TV

Reporter: And for more on the summit, we turn to trade expert Dr. Steven Berlee. Steven?

Panel 2

Another person appears onscreen.

Expert: I'm not actually a doctor or a trade expert. I'm just a programmer who lies to get on news shows.

Panel 3

Reporter: What? Why?

Expert: To share a message with newscasters.

Panel 4

Reporter: Which is?

Expert: You guys need a better screening process for your experts.

Title text: ...but I can help! I'm an expert at seeing if someone is an expert!