Transcript
Panel 1
A reporter on TV
Reporter: And for more on the summit, we turn to trade expert Dr. Steven Berlee. Steven?
Panel 2
Another person appears onscreen.
Expert: I'm not actually a doctor or a trade expert. I'm just a programmer who lies to get on news shows.
Panel 3
Reporter: What? Why?
Expert: To share a message with newscasters.
Panel 4
Reporter: Which is?
Expert: You guys need a better screening process for your experts.
Title text: ...but I can help! I'm an expert at seeing if someone is an expert!
