A graph with productivity on the vertical axis and coefficient of friction of desk chair on the horizontal axis. Productivity with low coefficient of friction is really low, but steeply climbs to high-productivity, until it goes down suddenly at a high coefficient of friction.
In the middle of the graph is a person at a desk, spinning in his desk chair, saying "wheeeeeeee"
To the right of the graph is a person telling a cat "You're a kitty!" The cat is saying the letter "mu".
Title text: Of course, this depends on your pronunciation of "mu". A cow suddenly appearing in one's office would be significantly less distracting.