G: "Hello."
C: "Who are you?"
G: "God, of course."
C: "But – but you can't be. I don't believe in you."
G: "Go to hell!"
C: "Why?"
G: "To give this to Satan"
C (takes object): "How do I get there?"
G: "It's easy. If you're driving, just MapQuest it."
C: "And if I'm going by bus?"
G: "Hold on" tap tap tap "Take bus 13 to 666th Ave., then transfer to bus Not In Service, take that to Hell Place. Walk a few blocks south and you should come to the gates."
C: "Okay."
G: "Oh, and remember to buy an eternity bus pass."
C: "Okay."
C knocks
S: "Come in."
C: "God sent me here to give you this."
S (takes object): "Thank you, just what I always wanted, a bomb to blow up the world."
C: "Wait, God gave you a weapon?"
S: "Yeah, of course! Ze and I are best friends!"
C: "Um... I find that a little disturbing."
S: "That's because we like to convince mortals —"
B: boom
S: no longer exists
C: "Um... okay..."
G: "Thanks. Now go home."