Vegetables

Vegetables are so yucky.
Carnivores are so lucky.
Eating only meat all the time,
Even though they can't add any lime,
But they still avoid the vegetable-ish slime.

Vegetables are so yucky.
Carnivores are so lucky. – But
Those of us who only consume meat
Don't get chips and candy to eat.
So I'll be a sugartarian – wouldn't that be neat?

Vegetables are so yucky.
Carnivores are so lucky.
I'd rather have a rhubarb pie,
Pizza, chips and salsa, or maybe a French fry,
Who needs vegetables, and why?

Vegetables are so yucky.
Carnivores are so lucky.
– wait, rhubarb's a vegètable?
Why doesn't it say so on the label?
Then I'll avoid rhubarb when I'm able.

Vegetables are so yucky.
Carnivores are so lucky.
– wait... onions on my pizza, the stuff in salsa, potato chips, corn chips — AAAAA!!!