Sunday: Chance of rain. 23.5% chance of thunderstorms. 31.4159% chances of snow. 99.5987925±.5% chance of oddly-specific numbers being used.
Monday: At precisely 21:05, it will rain cats and dogs. Be careful not to step in a poodle. There will be showers in the morning, but be sure to provide your own soap. Overused puns are also predicted.
Tuesday: As seen on TV, it will rain a lot. I suggest you stock up on Rains-a-Lot brand umbrellas, now only $3.99 plus shipping and handling, and Leak's Roof Repair, the roof repair people you can trust.
Wednesday: A couple of tornadoes are expected. One will take an unsuspecting person to the land of Oz. The other will take a suspecting person into a warp zone.
Thursday: A type of weather which happens in Súiⱥcúil more than here: Chocolate will come down in big drops from the sky. Later this will become orange-flavored rain, which actually contains more acid than ordinary acid rain.
Friday: Pencils! It's raining pencils, and if you hold out a piece of paper, they'll draw little snowflakes and raindrops on it!
Saturday: Sunshine and rainbows and prettiness! And unicorns! Be sure to go to the end of the rainbow for some gold.