Senior Will

Prompt: Write down who you leave your possessions to when you leave the school.

I, chri d. d., being of sounder mind and body than I was a few weeks ago, do hereby bequeath my missing homework assignments to be auctioned off and be bought by the highest bidder. I leave my lack of sanity to the blue person under this desk. I leave my lost pencils to whoever finds them. I leave my money—both pennies of it—to the school, in hopes that they use it to decrease the homework load. Everything else shall be divided evenly among everyone who has already graduated.