Pronoun Store

Some store shelves, but where the products should be are pronouns. On the lower shelf is "he/him" for $18, "she/her" for $20, "they/them" for $20 (but there's only one left), "it/its" for $16, and "the/them" and "she/shim" for $10 with a sign above them saying "50% off all store-brand pronouns!" On the top shelf are a locked door with bunch of names, like "Alex/Alex's", another locked door with capitalized "He/Him" with a halo and "we/us" with a crown for $1000000, and "ze/zir", "ze/zem", and "ey/eir" for $35 with a sign above them saying "Due to recent thefts of names, we no longer sell fae/faer". Below the bottom shelf is a sign saying "A note about tariffs", and "er/ihn", "él/le", and "hen" are visible.

I saw this article about it being okay to try pronouns, and at one point it says "We're not going to run out of theys at the pronoun store", and I felt like I had to draw that pronoun store.