Pterry Pterrodactyl

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Pterry woke up and looked at the millions-of-years-ago world. He had just returned from what was then the future where he is now flying over your head as you read this. He had used up ptoo much energy ptravelling through ptime, so he couldn't really do anything for a few million years until just now while you're reading this. Pterry must stay with this story and hope to get enough energy to travel back through time. To get enough energy, he must eat, but because he must also remain with this story, he will have to eat this story, so read it quickly before he finishes eating it.

since all pterodactyls eat paper. Bad stuff can happen when you try to keep things from happening after someone has already traveled to the future and seen that it will happen. Pterry has seen you giving me candy, so
if you don't, you will something something
Also, by the
time you read
this, some of the
paper will have been
eaten. I'm trying
to write around it
won't succeed.