Pterry Pterrodactyl

Prompt: A day in the life of Terry

chri d[ripped out] d[ripped out]

Pterry woke up and looked at the millions-of-years-ago world. She had just returned from what was then the future where she is now flying over your head as you read this. She had used up ptoo much energy ptravelling through ptime, so she couldn't really do anything for a few million years until just now while you're reading this. Pterry must stay with this story and hope to get enough energy to travel back through time. To get enough energy, she must eat, but because she must also remain with this story, she will have to eat this story, so read it quickly before she finishes eating it.

[Pterry ate this part of the paper.]

since all pterodactyls eat paper. Bad stuff can happen when you try to keep things from happening after someone has already traveled to the future and seen that it will happen. Pterry has seen you giving me candy, so
if you don't, you will something something [Pterry also ate this part of the paper]
Also, by the
time you read
this, some of the
paper will have been
eaten. I'm trying
to write around it
won't succeed.