Once upon a time there was an ambidextrous person. She could write with both hands, she could use a computer mouse with both hands, she could throw with both hands, and she could walk with both hands.
She was walking with both hands one day when she came upon a piece of paper and two pencils.
She read the paper.
"Please write your name", said the paper.
"Ixov", wrote her right hand.
"Voxi", wrote her left hand.
"Please write your age", said the paper.
"18", wrote her left hand.
"81", wrote her right hand.
"Please write your favorite color", said the paper.
Her favorite color was white, so she wrote nothing.
"Please write your favorite letter", said the paper.
"d", said the right hand.
"b", said the left hand.
"Are you left-handed or right-handed?" said the paper.
"Right-handed", said the right hand.
"Left-handed", said the left hand.
"Please place the form in the box", said the paper.
She did so. Suddenly the box split into two boxes.
"That's odd", said the ambidextrous person, and she walked away on both hands.
[Similar to "Interview with Self", I wrote this with both hands, this time alternating hands each word. Serif = left (dominant) hand, sans-serif = right (non-dominant) hand.]