Ever wanted to come to a place where you could eat cookies and candy all day? In Súiⱥcúil we have natural sugar deposits in the soil, and we have chocolate plants and an entire lake made of chocolate*. There's also a volcano that exploded jelly**. In addition, our new leader*** can make your stay last as long as you want, as he has control of time.****
Come to Súiⱥcúil! We have cookies!
* well – it used to be made of chocolate
** now extinct
*** who is evil and corrupt
**** exchange of money may be required